Kiss to Pizza

I ordered pizza from the delivery company Strawberry Cones last night. Aside from the fact that it seems to be a pizza company with an ice cream company's name, it was pretty good. The worrying thing was on packaging for the side order:


The chilling concept that the children might write a formal letter to their parents which clearly, and insultingly, states that they love pizza more than Mom and Dad. In fact read it again:


Ad copy, or excerpt from a sibling suicide pact note? I'm not saying anything... I'm just saying.

Also there's this:


Which... yeah.