Seriously, I know they're going for wacky, Willy Wonka-esque japes here, but Shingo comes off a lot more Child-catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang for me:
And as for this one... that ain't an advert for chocolate pal.
That's an advert for something a lot stronger than chocolate.
Though Goro has never looked better than as a giant, demonic, drummer boy.
