Cats vs. Dogs

Again, I really don't want to be degenerating into a lacklustre, parody of a blogger, but I'm stretched a little thin and I'm determined to keep this ticking.

And a news article like this just begs me to post it:

Cats outsmarted in psychologist's test

Do you like cats more than dogs? Oh? You do? Do you often smirk about how cats are smarter than dogs, those four-legged buffoons? You do that too? Then I strongly recommend you read the article. Upshot?

DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN CATS.

SO FUCK OFF.

If you'll pardon my French.