Just like everyone else I've been browsing the auction catalogue for Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch sell-off to see if there's anything I could pick up for a song.
ITEM: Neverland Coffee Maker
DO WANT - I could really do with a coffee maker, and that looks pretty fancy. I dig the eagle.
ITEM: Large Chess Set with Marble Columns
DO NOT WANT - I like chess as much as the next fellow, and at present am without a chess set. However I don't think I have anywhere to put this beast.
ITEM: Royal Velvet Cape
DO WANT - The one I'm wearing to recieve visitors at the moment is looking pretty dog eared and the Ermine is a pretty horrible grey-brown colour.
ITEM: Oil painting of Michael Jackson as a king.
DO NOT WANT - Kind of creepy.